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Cousin Derp

Pickle the dinosaurs cousin he is not quite as famous and was created by Moriah Elizebeth
Pickle the dinosaur overshadowed cousin derp (again)
by Moriah fan October 15, 2020
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Stages of Derp

For people that dont know the stages of derping.

Derping is very common now a days where you screw up something or you just come off as plain stupid.
There are four stages of derp:
The first stage in where the majority of people are at and are a non derp where they may screw up once in a while and just reset back to normal at the beginning of each day.
The second stage of derp is a Common derp and are usually found in ditches with a shovel as they are boarder line derp usually found with IQ's lower than 100 and derp from 5 to 15 times a day.
The third stage is where you fail at most things in life expessially english and dont know how to spell and may derp from 15 to 50 times a day. This stage is called a Pro-Derp.
The fourth stage is a Royal derp it has nothing to do with the queen but whoever is at this stage should get a medal of some sort because they derp at least 50 or more times a day.
"I hate These stages of derp because it always ends up that I am a common derp at at the end of the day."
"It's okay Ron, just next time don't drop out of grade 10"
by BMilly4 July 10, 2011
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Derping

Coughing while at the same time being scared
I was Derping
by BobbyPink December 3, 2020
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Herp Derp

An expression used when a person, or yourself, has done somthing extremely stupid and dopey
Person 1: Dude, I just hit my head on the door.
Person 2: HERP DERP.
by Kommandant November 25, 2009
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derpaholic

self explanatory. when you derp so much that it has become an addiction. soon after you become a derpaholic, you will most likely contract derpes, whether you give it to yourself from derping too much or a derpes positive person will give it to you.
Michael: "Derp derp derp derp derp derp!!!" Brandon: "Get away from me you derpaholic psychopath!" Michael: "Embrace the derp!!"
by eerisedsaysshutupkevin January 13, 2010
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Derpentine's Day

The day before valentines day when its all awkward and you have no idea what to do. Named for Saint Derpentine, who lives in Derps everywhere.
Guy 1: What are you getting Shelly for Valentine's?
Guy 2: I dunno dude, its gonna be a loooong Derpentine's Day...
by Rutabega234 March 28, 2012
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derping

Scared and coughing at the same time.
"During the year 2020, a lot of us were derping."
by tophfan December 3, 2020
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