Ridin Derby

When you're ballin out of control at the Kentucky Derby, or participating in Derby festivities, such as cruisin on Broadway, mackin on big-hat hoes, pourin out mint juleps or gettin crunk in the infield.

There's horses runnin, we funnin, we rollin they try to catch us Ridin Derby. Tryin catch us Ridin Derby...

by Rick City May 30, 2008

Beer30 Derby

The Beer30 Derby may be the biggest event of the year for serious beer drinking enthusiasts, it’s been surpassed by no other. It remains the most significant and popular case race for casual fans and the mainstream public. Known as ‘The Scuttle before the 7/11 Shuttle’, the Derby is held annually on the first weekend in May at Columbus' venerable Blurchill Downs on 122 East 11th, beneath the iconic “Great Wooden Causeway”. It is... also a big social event in the region and the live attendance at the Beer30 Derby surpasses that of any other major Beer race in the United States. The Beer30 Derby is one of the oldest major case races in the sport and is the first leg of case racing’s ‘Triple Crown’.

The rules are as follows: One case of Beer 30 light (30 beers) will be consumed by teams of 3. These teams must have at least 1 girl on it. Anyone not drinking Beer 30 light (or Beer 30 ice if you want to be a true legend) will be disqualified. First team to have finished their entire case will be the winners.

The last man to attempt the Beer30 Derby by himself, ended up wearing his pants for a shirt.

by The Devil in Devil's 3way May 19, 2011

derbisol

-a made up drug used for school drug surveys (also known as derb, dirt, DB)
-used to tell if a kid is lying on the survey

"how many times a week do you use Derbisol?
a) 0/ not applicable
b) 1-3
c) 4-5
d) 6-7"

by Taylor530 January 30, 2007

Muffin Top Derby

A Muffin Top Derby is an event that occurs when two or more morbidly obese people in fat scooters fight over something. Although the first Muffin Top Derby occurred in an Oklahoma Walmart over a box of Twinkies in 2009 venues have grown and there are a reported 7000 Muffin Top Derbys nationwide annually, occurring in Walmarts, McDonalds, Burger Kings, Wendys, and Taco Bells. At first Muffin Top Derbys were occurrences of nature, but now they have become more organized with betting, planned events, and some have even petitioned for an official league to cater to the large and... err, large. Unfortunately there has been resistance to this new sport in many states, leading to bans in number of Countys and Towns. This resistance is one of the reasons an organized Muffin Top Leauge ( MTL ) has not been created. Muffin Top Derbys can be observed in pop culture such as South Park, and Family Guy.

Never get between an American and their Twinke.

Guy 1: Did you see that Muffin Top Derby last night at Walmart?
Guy 2: Yeah, I lost an assload of money. I could have sworn that the Lard Dragon was going to win...
Guy 1: My bet is on the Twinke Bandito.
Guy 3: McDominator FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by IanPeterFreeley April 27, 2015

Deerbortion

Deerbortion: When an automobile hits a pregnant deer in the road and the impact of the collision sends that deer careening through the air and directly into the windshield of another vehicle, causing the fetus from the deer to be ejected into the second vehicle. This event was first defined when a story detailing this situation was on the front page of the Albany Times Union newspaper.

Christie: Steve, what happened to your car?

Steve: Oh I just performed a deerbortion on my way to my grandma's house.

Christie: good thing you have glass coverage on the Diplomat.

by L1VExFAST April 2, 2009

Dirt Derby

The perfect evening marked by hours of extended and enjoyable anal sex.

John: Hey brohhh! How was your date with Tonya.
Roger: It was great yo! She's wild. We had a Dirt Derby.
John: Lucky you. All I got this weekend was a Winter Granny Handy.

by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2015

Derby Widow

The girlfriends, boyfriends and spouses of Roller Derby Girls call themselves “Derby Widows”. The term originates from the fact that Roller Derby is a sport as well as a faith-based initiative and can be very time consuming, leaving ones life partner "widowed".

If you are a girl dating a Derby Girl, don’t try and fight it. You will probably become one too.

If you're a guy dating a Roller girl, either accept your derby widow status, or try to support her by supporting the league as a volunteer.

"When she became a Roller Girl, I became a Derby Widow"

by Vixhen Kill-Her August 1, 2012