communion ditcher

Someone who leaves church right after communion is given and cannot wait that extra 10 minutes remaining of mass.

Billy: Mom, where's Mrs. Jones going?
Mom: Oh she's a communion ditcher, her time is way to precious to wait another ten minutes.

by Poopsoda16 June 2, 2011

Dick Ditcher

A woman who ditches her friends to go get some dick.

We were going to go to the mall, but Sara is a Dick Ditcher, and went to Brad's instead.

by PicanteChode September 13, 2021

Dandruff ditcher

Dandruff ditcher is what you would call someone if you where annoyed by them.

You dandruff ditcher!

by PepperpedeFan April 12, 2022

Text-Ditcher

A person that decides your conversation isn't important enough even for a simple "gtg" or "bye". They simply just stop texting as if they didn't get your last text.

John: "Dude, wtf? where'd you go last night?"

Jack: "Oh sorry man, I was bored with our convo so i stopped texting."

John: "You're a total text-ditcher!"

by Konnor with a K May 25, 2010

Ditcher

A person that ditches all of their friends all the time.

Ditcher: Hi, I am Jess and I like to ditch my friends 24/7 because I am the queen of ditching.

by Double_Bitcher June 14, 2009

ding dong ditcher

Kids who do pranks by ringing people's door bells.

I shot the ding dong ditchers with a paintball, they were getting on my nerves.

by Juju_02 July 11, 2016

ditcher

ones who feel the irrisistable urge to take in an individual from the slums, pump them full of amphetamine and evil juices then leave them for dead in a desperate emotional state from which they shall never emerge.

by experiancedditcher July 3, 2003