When you take a chick to her place then to pound town. "accidentally" Blow your load in her hair or eyes. When she runs off to clean up, get dressed quick and grab something random on the way out.
-"Dude, is this the blender you grabbed from Julie's place?"
"Hell Yeah, 5 Finger Dismount"
-"You know she had to go to the ER right?"
"Smoothie?"
"Hell Yeah, 5 Finger Dismount"
-"You know she had to go to the ER right?"
"Smoothie?"
by 34xx34 December 15, 2013
Get the 5 finger dismountmug. You meet a random girl at the bar and get her to take you back to her place. you do her and shoot your load in her hair then when she gets in the shower you steal her tv.
One night at the bar i saw this hoe from high school, she was a bitch back then so i felt she was worth the five finger dismount.
by Butterbean August 20, 2006
Get the Five finger Dismountmug. A satire of the USMA (West Point) motto, for the Cavalry. It signifies the apprehension of a Cavalry or Armor enlisted person, to remove themselves from the comfort ad safety of their vehicle.
by seajay66666 May 18, 2018
Get the "Death before dismount".mug. The act of pushing your partner out an open window upon dismounting. This is generally reserved for those situations when you want to make sure she doesn't call you back. Throwing her her clothes is optional. This move requires that you are in doggy style position prior to dismount. Not recommended if you live in an apartment building, or are on the 2nd floor of a home while performing.
This term can also simply be used to describe a situation where you banged a girl you brought home and then avoided her until she went away.
This term can also simply be used to describe a situation where you banged a girl you brought home and then avoided her until she went away.
I was at the bar the other night and brought home a really skanky broad. I had to make sure I got rid of her, so I gave her the two handed dismount. I felt kinda bad, so I threw her her clothes.
by Big red machine March 25, 2007
Get the two handed dismountmug. by MattTheSasquatch June 16, 2023
Get the Dismount and Bouncemug. with reference to relationships: a compliment paid to an individual who has extricated themselves from a tricky relationship with an ex-partner who owns a penis, and has happily and successfully landed into a relationship with a new partner who doesn't.
OMG...I saw Renée at the farmer's market yesterday with her new girlfriend and they look GREAT together and so happy. Even the kids looked happier. I mean...I hope things are civil with her ex but I never thought they were gonna last. Secretly, I knew she would totally NAIL the dismount!
by Y0J1mb0t August 21, 2025
Get the Nail the dismountmug. When coming
in hot on a scooter and laying it down to stop and rolling in the dirt and bouncing off whatever is near by and becoming "that guy"
in hot on a scooter and laying it down to stop and rolling in the dirt and bouncing off whatever is near by and becoming "that guy"
by P dub June 18, 2016
Get the Candian Dismountmug.