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Facts in disguise

Facts that everybody knows but keeps quiet.
“Dude Brandon is such a dick.” “Yea everybody knows that but nobody ever says it that’s facts in disguise.”
by Alienboobs February 8, 2020
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Disguise

1. To be pretend being something/someone you don't really are.

Like when someone acts diferent to someone, but in truth you're the complete opposite.

2. To hide yourself.
Ex 1:
-Bro, why you wear this dumb disguise?
-Shut up nigga...

Ex 2: Don't think I don't see you haters, I know you all in disguise...

- Only God Can Judge Me, Tupac.
by Quik3224 April 14, 2022
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lube disguise

The stuff you bring to the checkout counter so you aren't just buying a bottle of AstroGlide.
I ran out of lube but didn't need anything else, so I grabbed some toothpaste as lube disguise.
by ndrndr October 8, 2008
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fatty in disguise

A fatty in disguise is usually a woman who uses deceptive tactics to conceal her large body mass. She will often wear black to slim her figure or wear large multicolored garments as a distraction to her prey. When online, the FID will often take pictures at awkward angles and these photos will usually only be head shots.

With practice and experience, a man can quickly spot a fatty in disguise and avoid wasting his time and energy.
"Mary's online dating profile looked really good, and she had a lot of nice headshots. I enjoyed talking to her on AIM and the phone. But after doing some stalking on google, I found out that she's really a fatty in disguise, a fat, wretched, beast of a woman."

"That girl has big tits but its just all fat, take a closer look past that floral pattern on her dress, she's a fatty in disguise man! Don't do it! "
by Saynotofatchicks July 22, 2016
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Hot Girl Disguise

Also known as a "going out look" It's the way a woman looks when going out dancing or to a club. False lashes, push up bras, heels. Made famous by Jenna Marbles it's a way to trick people into thinking you're good looking just long enough to get them into bed.
Mark: Dude, that girl you brought home last night was a hottie.

John: No man, she just had a hot girl disguise on. She was a total beast.
by Holla Mia August 15, 2011
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Hipster in Disguise

Person 1: I heard Mark is a hipster.
Person 2: No way! Look at his clothes.
Person 1: Look at his iPod, he left it at Starbucks.
Person 2: Wow! He's a Hipster in Disguise!
by infinite8 November 26, 2011
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disguise

To give yourself a different appearance to hide someone's/something's identity; to conceal your identity.
I disguised myself as a bush to hide from dolan.
This clown disguise will really fool my friends!
The DEA caught me red-handed as I was disguising my marijuana as discarded tree-clippings.
Mark disguised myself as 'V' (character from V for Vendetta) with a Guy Fawkes mask and tried to be a badass; it didn't go well...
by yummojammo49 October 28, 2013
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