Definitions by ndrndr

shocking the monkey 

masturbating

if you need me I'll be shocking the monkey to Lindsay Lohan playboy pics.

shocking the monkey by ndrndr December 23, 2011

twex

Twitter sex - like text sex but conducted on Twitter by direct message, or, for the particularly daring, public @ messages.

S and I were twexing all last night. I don't think my wife knows.

twex by ndrndr December 18, 2008

lube disguise

The stuff you bring to the checkout counter so you aren't just buying a bottle of AstroGlide.

I ran out of lube but didn't need anything else, so I grabbed some toothpaste as lube disguise.

lube disguise by ndrndr October 8, 2008