ndrndr's definitions

lube disguise

The stuff you bring to the checkout counter so you aren't just buying a bottle of AstroGlide.

I ran out of lube but didn't need anything else, so I grabbed some toothpaste as lube disguise.

by ndrndr October 8, 2008

twex

Twitter sex - like text sex but conducted on Twitter by direct message, or, for the particularly daring, public @ messages.

S and I were twexing all last night. I don't think my wife knows.

by ndrndr December 18, 2008

shocking the monkey

masturbating

if you need me I'll be shocking the monkey to Lindsay Lohan playboy pics.

by ndrndr December 23, 2011