shocking the monkey

masturbating

if you need me I'll be shocking the monkey to Lindsay Lohan playboy pics.

by ndrndr December 20, 2011

twex

Twitter sex - like text sex but conducted on Twitter by direct message, or, for the particularly daring, public @ messages.

S and I were twexing all last night. I don't think my wife knows.

by ndrndr December 09, 2008

lube disguise

The stuff you bring to the checkout counter so you aren't just buying a bottle of AstroGlide.

I ran out of lube but didn't need anything else, so I grabbed some toothpaste as lube disguise.

by ndrndr August 13, 2008