dildookie

A frozen turd used as a dildo

She was shocked by the coldness of the dildookie at first and by the time she realized the mess it hasd made it was too late.

by wildmnc January 8, 2011

Dildoozie

Either a giant dildo, or a koozie for a dildo.

Your dildo is getting too cold? Here, take my dildoozie.

by alt875 December 22, 2012

dimdoodle

1. A car with one headlight clearly dimmed and the other normal.
2. A game played in the car - when one sees a "dimdoodle" one smacks the roof of the car and yells, "DIMDOODLE OMG LOLOL" and the last to smack the roof takes off an article of clothing. Often played alongside <i>PERDIDDLE</i>. Rules vary car to car.

And suddenly, seemingly out of nowhere, a truck is spotted in the rearview mirror with one headlight much dampened (so to say.. less bright). Quickly the spotted yelps, "DIMDOODLE!" and smacks the roof of the car, and the others in the car respond as quickly as possible by doing the same. The last to hit the roof perhaps utters some profanity and removes an article of clothing.

by quilnico December 11, 2006

dildoodoo

When someone uses a dildo in their ass and the dildo comes out with shit on it. Otherwise known as a doo doo covered dildo

My dildo has dildoodoo

by John Bowling December 23, 2006

DILDOO

Dad I'd Like to Do Over & Over

Dude, beckham is a DILDOO he is so hot when he is carrying his kid.

by liberty bell123 May 7, 2008

Dildoodling

Noodling for catfish with a 3" dildo stuck in your ass completely surrounded by the sphincter and is not visible to the human eye.

I went dildoodling with my cousin larry after he told me how awesome it was.

by cunnelangus September 27, 2011

dildoon

A dildoon is a portmanteau of dildo and spoon, used in corporate circles to represent the eventual collapse of the 8th dimension and the subsequent creation of the dildoon to inflict pain and suffering on those who were responsible for the collapse.

Me: Did you hear that MGP copped the dildoon after all?

You: Yes, it was inevitable after that mad chang that was getting bandied about for months.

by Antichang Anonymous April 18, 2019