Dildoscillation

dil-dos-cil-la-tion!
Pronounced: Dil -dos-uh-ley-shuh n
--verb
1. the act or instance of oscillating a dildo
2. vacillation between differing beliefs, opinions, conditions, etc. in order to please an audience or individual:

1. She reached yet higher speeds of dildoscillation!
2. "it gets annoying when John dildoscillates just to make that bitch like him!"

by it's Eric the Red October 20, 2007

dildosack

alternate of derogatory word douchebag, usually being able to be used interchangably with the word douchebag, but in place of douchebag if the person was doing something incredibly stupid at the same time as they are being a doughebag.

"remember that time that that woman swerved into your lane going 80 on the interstate while talking on her cell phone, puting on makeup, and smoking, and then when you honked at her, she flipped you the bird?"

"yeah, i remember. what a dildosack."

by suq madiq August 4, 2009

DILDOS

Acronym for Dads In Legal Dispute Over Separation.

Guy: Man, my wife's takin my house, half my shit and leavin' me... She's takin lil Jimmy with her too.

Guy 2: Don't worry man, DILDOS is here for you anyitme.

Guy: Thanks, I don'y know what I'd have done without DILDOS.

by tata12 April 10, 2011

diddo

The incorrect way to spell "ditto". Means that you agree to the previous statement made, but may have no sense of spelling.

"I liked that movie"
"Diddo."
Dude, it's 'ditto'. Use spellcheck.

by mk237634 May 29, 2010

dildose

The adjective form of dildo.
Pronounced Dil-dose
It can mean dumb, sucky, lame, etc.

"That party was totally dildose so I left."
"My computer broke, this is so dildose."

by Kienan H. November 18, 2006

Dildoscopy

The act of being bent over and plundered by a large glass dildo, allowing the contents of ones rectum to be easily viewed.

Good evening Mr Wang, (Gok of course) are you ready for your dildoscopy this evening?

by TheFuckIsaPseudonym October 13, 2011

Dildosmith

A professional crafter of handmade dildo-erotic sex toys

I went to the dildosmith on main street for my 9" dildo.

by Factman2290 December 18, 2011