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Dickfart

Gabby is a dickfart because I said so
by Pimp ass guy January 29, 2018
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dickfart

A self-important man who doesn't command the respect that he believes he does and therefore is not taken seriously by his peers and cohorts.

Often, as means to extract comedic value from a dickfart, he will be led to believe that his misbegotten status is legitimate, further making his false sense of authority appear that much more absurd.
I can't believe that dickfart just tried to tell us all how to do our jobs. How can he think he has any credibility when he doesn't even prepare for the meeting?
by hinder90 February 23, 2010
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Dickworthy

It is the noun version of a person making a "dick" move. It is used when a person does an ignorant and/or diry action. Someone who is indeed worthy of dick, but in the bad way.
Wow...that was really dickworthy.

Giving someone a balltap is pretty dickworthy.
by OnTheFritz13 June 27, 2009
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dickwalter

Dickwalter- 1- james romine 2- a guy that has a cool personality yet lacks any moral aspects of living, unless it begins an ends with eating sum sort of yellow vaginal discharge 3- a guy that needs to get a good lay every once in a while or he turns into a 18 year old baby
dickwalter- shut the hell up dickwalter go get them yellow pair of runnin shoes, she'd b everything u need, if she let u do the alabama hot pocket. 2- banging his cousin counts as a good lay in the sticks
by JMR33 July 11, 2011
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Dickwatch

The act of wearing your dick like a wristwatch. Accomplished by stretching your dick over your wrist, as though it were a watch. For added effect a clock face can be drawn on your dick.
-Hey, man, you got the time?
-Hold on, lemme check

*pulls out dickwatch*
-You motherfucker.
by Soldat222 April 5, 2011
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dickfart

dickfart is the term used to describe the air bubbles that leak with cum from the head of the penis after ejaculation..
" jim is having a dickfart, as the cum bubbles drip"
by Cuntessa August 30, 2008
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dickwatcher

I caught that guy looking at my cock, he's probably a dick watcher.
by GI Bro June 8, 2004
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