Secondhand Dicktasting

The act of making out with a girl who is having sex with someone else on the regular, so by the transitive property, you have tasted his dick

Jon: "Mike did you make out with your ex-girlfriend again?"

Mike: "Yeah, why?"

Jon: "You are secondhand dicktasting her new boyfriend, how do you feel about that?"

by Mike The LCB April 23, 2011

Dickeating

When someone is being hella annoying and won’t stfu about something.

Yo micheal would not stop dickeating about how me and maggie hu last night. Man wouldn't shut up about it. It’s like he wants her to himself.

by Shrekshorsecock69 June 16, 2020

Dickeating

When people all hop in an argument against one person, just for the sake of it.

Can you guys stop dickeating him? It’s between us.

by dickeat11 September 30, 2020

Dicktating

To force a persons head up and down with your hand while they are performing felatio in a demeaning manner.

I was so offended he was dicktating me. Its like he thought I wasn't getting it as deep as I could!

by theopressed22 July 19, 2009

Dickwashing

An equivalent to whitewashing where one assumes the gender of an unspecified person to be male based on subconscious stereotyping

“Dude if my FBI agent is reading this, he’s gonna be so grossed out.”
“Bro stop dickwashing, what if the FBI agent is a women huh?”

by Gayrey August 17, 2018

Dicktating

Verb. Mansplaining back to men. Typically used in a male-dominated function or field, the retort would be as follows:

"I fully understand the concept. Dicktating this should be simple"

by Jennis TheMenace March 10, 2018

Dickhanding

When you inavertably shake someone’s hand after having fondled your balls for a little while.

After all of these questionable moments, I only just realize my superior has been dickhanding me everytime

by The_Dongler69 October 22, 2018