dickcone

A dick that comes with a cone. Can come with or without balls. Often used in someones face. Almost always has a personality of its own.

Travis just got dickconed.

by boston brian November 10, 2008

dicktowel

A dicktowel is a girl who, no matter what you do or how you treat her, will come back and have sex with you. It wouldn't matter if you killed her little dog in its Prada bag right in front of her and her baby sister she will still take the penis without question.

A girl that is a towel for your dick that you can throw away and if necessary, pick it back up anytime for a flogging.

Man he treats his girl like crap, she's such a dicktowel.

by Boston Dave January 12, 2009

dicktine

Insulting word describing that who has a small penis. Can be used with complete and utter ignorance.

You're a fucking dicktine.

by quantammaster August 1, 2009

Dickbone

Another word for a male's pelvic bone as females have another name for their pelvic bone. Sexist pigs...

Doctor doctor, I think I have broken my dickbone!!!

by OwMyDickbone! October 23, 2017

dickzoned

When a woman wants a relationship from a man but he only wants sex. And thinking he will finally come around to her way of thinking, she goes along with it.

Man, she threw me into the friendzone a few years back, and now, all of a sudden, she wants to be with me. I wasn't feeling it so I just dickzoned her.

by Spankndatazz September 20, 2013

dickboner

it's not just a boner; it has it's own dick.

-ohhhhhhhhhh my dickboner.
-i have a dickboner.
-ohh ohh my dickboner is throbbing.
-justin has a little dickboner.
-so does jerry.

by titful o bonerful February 5, 2009

Dicktonite

A dick so good, that it brings you to your knees with it's glory and power.

Hey Sharon, he used that Dicktonite on me last night. Had me week and powerless.

by Jawsh00 January 13, 2017