by zack15795 September 17, 2015
Get the DickCunt mug.A dispatcher who has a superiority complex, suffers from Narcissistic Personality Disorder and gets off exercising their power over others.
Amelia is a real dickscratcher for sending our unit 20 miles to that facility when there is another one parked out front of the facility!
by douche-hater July 15, 2010
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An upset(possibly menstruating) woman, usually aggressive and full of vitriolic hatred for her hapless spouse.
"The stupid bitch threw a fit and became discuntled because her loving husband forgot to sweep the driveway"
by Gregory Edmonds May 7, 2009
Get the Discuntled mug.An obviously false excuse for one's penis either with regard to (size, performance, appearance, etc.)
Jenn: "Wow, now that's a small dick!"
Eric: "No, it's just cold, haven't you heard of shrinkage?"
Jenn: "It's the middle of summer and the air conditioner is broken, so..."
Eric: "I think the lighting must be making it look smaller..."
Jenn: "All I hear is dickscuse after dickscuse, little ass babydick having motherfucker! You should just own your tiny dingaling and move on."
Eric: "OK, fine, I have a small dick. Happy?"
Eric: "No, it's just cold, haven't you heard of shrinkage?"
Jenn: "It's the middle of summer and the air conditioner is broken, so..."
Eric: "I think the lighting must be making it look smaller..."
Jenn: "All I hear is dickscuse after dickscuse, little ass babydick having motherfucker! You should just own your tiny dingaling and move on."
Eric: "OK, fine, I have a small dick. Happy?"
by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014
Get the dickscuse mug.The act of getting erect and removing ones penis (usually with a blade of some type). Then continuing to smoke it like a cigarette.
by Big k 55 November 7, 2010
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Get the dickscratch mug.adj. - the dreaded stage of alcohol consumption where the cock cannot stand at attention; whiskey dick
Its a shame Louis destroyed about a 1/4 of that bottle of Dubra throughout most of the party. He was too dicksausted to do anything except listen to her drunken stories that she kept repeating all damn night by the time everyone settled down.
by mikesauce June 17, 2008
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