dickpouch

An all-purpose, unisex insult. It implies that one is a "holder of dicks".

John: Hey, I kicked an old lady today, right in the face!

Tilly: You're a real dickpouch John.

John:...

by John FitzgibbonsIII January 30, 2008

dickpocketing

When someone goes to a place with pickpocketing, cuts a hole in their pocket, and sticks their dick through the hole so that any pickpocket will end up touching their dick.

I knew I was going to get pickpocketed in Mexico, so a little bit of dickpocketing on my part was just the natural response.

by coronius_blaikern May 30, 2018

Dickroach

This can be either a penis on a cockroach or a human with a cockroach for a penis.

Joseph: Wow, I don't know what happened but this morning I awoke with a Dickroach.

by Moviethunder96 June 1, 2018

Dickpocalypse

To enter a chat room or private message and rain down an avalanche of dick pics upon a deserving bully infested room or person who bullies others

Mark was being a racist dick so we launched a dickpocalypse upon his room

by KER show February 1, 2015

Dickworthy

It is the noun version of a person making a "dick" move. It is used when a person does an ignorant and/or diry action. Someone who is indeed worthy of dick, but in the bad way.

Wow...that was really dickworthy.

Giving someone a balltap is pretty dickworthy.

by OnTheFritz13 June 27, 2009

dickpinch

1. A pinch on the tip of the dick.
2. A person that cannot be defined as anything better.

1. "She just fucking dickpinched me!!"
2. "That guy's a total dickpinch."

by Kursten January 3, 2008

dickorchard

A large congregation of people who are complete dicks. By dint of being dicks they inherently create dicks of the people around them, therefore they "bear (dick) fruit.

I went to a bar the other day; it was a complete dickorchard

by Knowlicca November 1, 2015