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Dickheads

A group of people who profiteer during a pandemic and buy up all the supplies of hand sanitiser and food, then proceed to sell it at extortionate prices on various online sales outlets. A petition has been set up to name and shame these DICKHEADS!
Look at these DICKHEADS with a trolleys full of toilet roll and sanitiser!!! Scratch their car with you're keys!!! No, take a pic of the REG plate and post it online!!!!
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
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Urban Dickheads

Those editors who just reject my word submissions.
Those urban dickheads just rejected my definition of the word **** because it was too vulgar.
by Yeahhhhhhhhhh like Jeezy baby December 21, 2008
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The Dickhand

The act of placing your hands on your genitals and then in the presence of people, places, or things where they are unwanted. Most common in the preparation of food, while shaking hands, or to making contact with an enemy/rival. This is done either intentionally to spite, or unconsciously, usually after using the bathroom and not washing.
Can provide some temporary satisfaction for the "giver". Females can aslo give "the Dickhand"
You shouldn't have yelled at the drive-thru attendant. Now our food will probably get the dickhand

Danny is a jerk, that's why I gave him the dickhand when he dapped me.
by Jdbbl May 23, 2008
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Dickpants McDaniels

The name someone acquires when they split their pants in the crotch area while going commando. Also known as DP McDaniels.
Did you see what happened to Jared when he got back back from lunch? He's a real Dickpants McDaniels!!
by DP McDaniels October 3, 2008
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Dickanese

the indecipherable language of mumbles and grunts that girls speak when they are trying to communicate whilst having a dick in their mouth. it is doubly humorous because it plays on the words Dick and Knees, which are two key components to the speaking of Dickanese.
"by the end of the night, carlo had natalie speaking Dickanese "

"i don't usually do this" (hard to understand with your dick in her mouth)

"where's the handle" (usually gargled language)
by Cloandnattie October 22, 2008
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dicksand

The attention a man gives you to make you forget about who you are, and everything else. You are completely blinded from all facts and are just thriving to be in a relationship.

From the movie 'How to be Single' (2016)
Sasha: I thought Lila was coming out with us tonight?

Jade: She got trapped in Porters dicksand.
by jade6ix August 24, 2016
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dickhand

The hand a male uses to masturbate himself with. Also, the hand a male uses to hold his member while inserting it into an orifice or other object.
Excuse me miss, I broke my dickhand when I fell off my bike, can you help me?
by RaFF-L September 3, 2003
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