Dick Dock

A place to park your dick

"I can't talk right now."

"Why not?"

"Because'm all up in this dick dock."

by siguario January 13, 2009

dick-dock

1) A woman that sleeps around. A lot. A dick-dock because she lets all penises land in her port. And by port, we mean vagina. Somewhat similar to a delivery truck entrance to a store, in that there is constant loading and unloading in the dock. She's hot, but if you sleep with her you'll just be another notch in the post. And probably get a disease.

2) A word that rhymes with tick-tock. Used as a triple-tonguing exercise for wind instrumentalists. Said as "dick-a-dock"

1) Dude 1: Man, that girl is such a dick-dock.
Dude 2: Dude, I know.
Dude 1: She's still hot. I'd tap that.
Dude 2: You're forgetting that she's a dick-dock. You'll catch
something from her.

2) No, say "dick-a-dock." Tri-ple-et, dick-a-dock. It's easy.

by JohnnyCD December 15, 2011

Dick docking

The act of shoe horning in tik tok videos into all other media as if it is not complete tween targeted embarrassing content

Man, scrolling through r/funny, wall to wall dick docking, either Reddit's average user is an 11 year old girl or dick dock needs it's own sub for people that have had a brain injury.

by Fresh_gumbo January 30, 2021

Dick dock

The definition of tik tok

“I got tik tok”
“You mean dick dock?”

by I understand logic May 28, 2020

Dick Daddy Dock

A doctor that is your father and dicks his patients down and cheats on your mother. (Definition made by a local walnutmusic)

Why is your father a dick Daddy dock? I think your mom needs to know.

by Dick Daddy Dock July 6, 2021

Dick Dock

A disgusting application for braindead people that promotes dangerous and fake scam shit meant to mess with or waste peoples time most "videos" on there show people having seizures or doing stupid pointless shit that every body knows about but they think they're the first to come across it

That dick dock is a nasty app and i hope it quits promoting pedophilia and scams

by Criptix June 1, 2021