DFTM

An acronym that stands for Don't Fucking Touch Me, as well as a song title by Australian noisy queer pop band Cry Club. A great song for the #MeToo and #TimesUp era that's defiantly a banger.

"I was dancing at this bar downtown when a creeper came up and danced on me."
"You should have told him DFTM, girl."

"I did, and then the bouncer kicked him out."

by Princess Drax February 18, 2019

DFLAM

An acronym that stands for, "Don't Fucking Look At Me." The phrase is best screamed at a girlfriend mid-coitus as a term of endearment.

DFLAM, Shelby!

by That901 August 3, 2013

dfmtmffo

Daddy Fuck Me Till My Face Falls Off.
just
fuck
me
please

zach: *breathes*
girls: DFMTMFFO

by mnaaotn December 30, 2019

dflm

don't feel like moving

"Hey you wanna go out tonight?"
"Today I just dflm"

by kayncee July 6, 2021

DLTM

Don't Lose the Money

A partner says to a young associate, "Remember, DLTM—Don't lose the money!"

by not-swellest March 9, 2023

Don't lie to make friends (DLTMF)

Someone who lies in order to make friends.

Arta going on this website and saying that "Usuf" lies to make friends, when really Arta was actually lying that asif lies to make friends....only so that HE could make friends!! ahahaha I would reply:

"Arta, man Don't lie to make friends (DLTMF)"

by Usuf December 28, 2005

DFTM

Don't Fuckin' Text Me.

Originated by: Vinnie Brand the Comedian.

Lets say you pick up your phone and are annoyed by what text you may come across, you may simply respond with DFTM. Problem solved.

by Chocolope October 16, 2008