Ok, so Deuteronomy 1 states "Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy or I Will Deuter On You Too." If you want to know what happens after that, it says "See Deuteronomy 2". Then it says to proceed on to Deuteronomy 3, 4 & 5 if they want to keep throwing it back and forth with you. Once you reach Deuteronomy 6, just keep on slingin' it until you're out of stock. I can live with that!
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 22, 2023
Get the Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy mug.Having a bowel movement of biblical proportions.
Oh my goodness gracious, God has blessed me. I just dropped a dirty deuceronomy that could choke a camel, so...
by Scottzers!!! May 13, 2013
Get the Deuceronomy mug.Related Words
A book in the bible depicting an elderly man having his "package" ripped off by a pack of ravenous poodles
Timmy Green was very concerned when his bible teacher decided to read a passage from "Mother Gooch & Her 10 Fucklings" to the class instead of the assigned passage from Neuteronomy
by lucious1 345 February 6, 2008
Get the Neuteronomy mug.I have a Masters in Duderonomy
by dude from duderstadt December 15, 2012
Get the Duderonomy mug."Da "Merchant of Venice" play shows da extreme dangers of obsessively following da teachings of Duetoronomy --- DUE TO da infamous Venecian Torah-thumping money-lender's greed and selfishly-wicked mindset regarding those unfortunate souls from whom large sums were DUE TO him, he never considered what his evil policies might DO TO said indigent individuals!
by QuacksO November 20, 2024
Get the Duetoronomy mug.noun | OFFENSIVE
A contemptuous term towards a person suffering the deuteranopia type of colorblindness
A contemptuous term towards a person suffering the deuteranopia type of colorblindness
by Hamburgershoe April 23, 2024
Get the Deuteranomite mug.