post-mortem delivery

The process of delivering a baby after a mother has died.

In the part where Jon fucked up hiding the body, he heard on the news about a lady being performed on as a post-mortem delivery. He only caught the 7 syllables as he is currently emotionally, mentally and physicall scarred. The one and only thought he could produce was to ship the body somewhere else, this is where the mistakes were made, oh silly little Jon.

by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016

Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!

But it’s 11:59!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*breaks door with truck*
Are you CRAZY!?

“Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!”

by AmNow December 24, 2020

freebirds delivery

The delivery service that brings infamous Isla Vista Freebirds food to the drunk and high students of UCSB. They have a $20 minimum which drives everybody insane and they ride their bikes around like it's the Indy 500. (They deliver via bicycle.)

Kazzzoooooommmm!

"Who was that riding at 100 MPH and smelling of delicious nachos?"-Some Dude

"Probably the Freebirds Delivery guys"-Some Dude's friend.

by ucsbmatt January 5, 2009

ninja pizza delivery

Noun: When one orders a pizza for delivery and is told that it will take 35-40 minutes, however, the pizza delivery person shows up 15 minutes later. This quick delivery usually catches customers by surprise.

Man, I ordered some pizza last night and they told me it was going to be a while. So I decided to have myself some me-time before it got there. I was just getting started when the doorbell rang. Fucking pizza was guy was there in like 12 minutes. That was a serious ninja pizza delivery!

by grisslebone September 13, 2011

Pizza Tower: Special Delivery +

One of the best Pizza Tower mods there is to offer. Like, really, it is way better than Cheesed Up or Together.

Guy 1: Yo man have you heard of Pizza Tower: Special Delivery +?
Guy 2: Not really, but I've heard it is a pretty neat mod.
Guy 1: Yes it is!

by loypoll September 22, 2023

throw back delivery

A throw back delivery is when you order food for delivery and upon arrival the delivery person is someone you knew a long time ago and havn't seen in years.

Yea man,that was a throw back delivery!We finished school 12 years ago and he still ain't got a real job!

by Jilliane May 3, 2007

delivery room

Synonymous with 'bathroom'. The place you go to deliver a food baby.

Taco Bell gave me a food baby miscarriage. Better bring a mop to your delivery room.

by chandizl January 8, 2009