Delayed DADS

Word used to describe getting the DADS wayyyy late in the day... after you thought you had escaped the dreaded "Day After Drinking Shits".

Casey: "Gah Tricia, I've got the DADS like, major."

Tricia: (smugly) "Really? I'm fine."

Tricia: (9:00 PM) "Damn! I've got the DELAYED DADS!"

Casey: *snickers a little*

by all4us August 19, 2009

Delayed beer shits

After some heavy drinking on a saturday night, you wake up on sunday to realise that you dont have the beer shits and smugly think youve beaten them this time but as monday morning arrives, you feel the unmistakeable gurgle in your gut and need to find the nearest toilet. this can make you late for work and/or spend half your day in work and end up getting some dirty looks off your collegues as you make several trips to the toilet in a considerably short period of time.

oh god, need to find a toilet quick. Delayed beer shits from saturday! See beer shits

by Big Dogs Cock November 20, 2012

delayed aftershock

: (n) a sword technique that requires the user to slash an object, which will inflict interior damage while keeping the exterior unblemished; a master of this technique can sculpt the interior to their liking.

After Wa De Kun used delayed aftershock on a boulder, the boulder seemed to remain unchanged. However, when you look inside the boulder via an x-ray, you can see a replica of Michelangelo's David.

by Yuudma February 13, 2018

Cardiac Sensor Deployed

When Pulse deploys his cardiac Sensor

Look He Deployed his Cardiac Sensor !
Cardiac Sensor Deployed

by Vamorim May 26, 2023

Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome

Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome (DMWS) is an erection of the male genitalia that would normally occur after one wakes up, but is heavily delayed and occurs at a later time in the morning. 3 in 5 men are affected by this syndrome on a day to day basis. This generally gives the male extreme discomfort, as they try to hide it from others.

(Sitting on the bus, looking down) Shit, I got Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome!

(Walking down street, looks down) Damn it! DMWS again!

Friend 1: Come on! Erected in the morning?
You: Sorry, it's DMWS.

by MaxNrg November 30, 2010

Delayed fake IQ

A person that waits on everyone else to speek then consigns by saying I was just thinking that.

Hey did you hear that the president has to decide on a completely new staff by Jan.

Yeah I was just thinking that.

That was a delayed fake IQ

by 100percentcaveman November 16, 2016

delayed conversationalism

A rare disease causing people to constantly be one sentence behind in conversation without realizing it.

That guy with delayed conversationalism always ruins social gatherings, because he will accidentally insult people to their faces.

by Frank Hagglemann August 1, 2016