Decorational

How a dumb blond says "decorative".

Girl 1: That hat is so pretty! Are the zippers on it functional?

Girl 2: No, they're just decorational.

by Captain.Cupcake December 14, 2010

Decoration Dad

A dad who thinks he is special because he is around, but doesnt do shit or really serve a purpose, he is just there. Decoration dad.

Decoration dad— hang there thinkin they look good not doing shit.

by BabyGirlThe1AndOnly September 29, 2015

Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome

Also known as ECDS. The condition whereby one cannot help but decorate for christmans rediculously early.

John: Yo that lady accross the road suffers from ECDS.
Mike: ECDS????
John: Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome. We in early November and she is already decorating for christmas.WTF?

by meckox November 20, 2016

Halloween Decoration Diarrhea

Too many decorations makes your house look like Halloween Decoration Diarrhea. You must live a stressful life!

That house has Halloween Decoration Diarrhea. It looks like crap

by karmawillgetya October 16, 2016

decoration

something added to automobile exhausts (ie whistle tips) to add the sweet sound of "woo-woo"

It's just decoration baby!

by Jolly.Joker February 28, 2009

Christmas Decorations

Lights and inflatables to show your love for Christmas during the holiday season. Mostly ruined by insane people putting their decorations up as soon as Halloween ends or sometimes even earlier.

"I need to put my Christmas decorations up."
"ITS NOT EVEN SEPTEMBER YET"

by youngsavage69 November 25, 2018

National put up your xmas decorations day

Because Halloweens just ended, its socially acceptable to put up christmas decorations

Dude 1 - "why are ur xmas decor up?"
Dude 2 - "its november first! halloween ended, its xmas time"
Dude 1 - "oh yeah, its National put up your xmas decorations day

by .tormentor November 1, 2021