Domesticated Bum

A person who has a alcohol or drug problem, who sleeps where they land, wears the same clothes every day, but has a house/apartment that they live in, and otherwise appears to be normal.

Your alcoholic uncle Bill who you always find asleep in the middle of the kitchen floor naked after a night of binge drinking, that the family lovingly refers to as "your" domesticated bum.

by JadeBlueFox January 7, 2013

Domesticated Bliss

The joy of belonging to a family.

I was in domesticated bliss living with my mom. She showed me love.

by Universal thought April 4, 2018

domesticated

What happens when you get married. This can also happen while you have a girlfriend. For women with a boyfriend, she would be 'domesticating' the man.

"He's so domesticated now he vaccums the house!"

by Hyperian November 23, 2003

domesticated cunt

A sorry clown who gets married, promptly secures his balls in his wife's purse, gets QUIET and SHY, and whose idea of top- shelf highlights is antique shopping for new porcelain dogs for his collection.

Man, the scumbag list has been pretty tame recently. Is Junker out sick with the clap again?" "No, fool. He's a domesticated cunt now." "For realz?" "Recognize, son. He's like a Ken doll down there, no junk at all.

by el ultimo patron January 5, 2011

The Domesticated Cowboy

A sexual act where the female gets down on all fours. The male then proceeds to mount the female, tie a belt around her neck, and kick her in the sides whilst violently snapping the makeshift reins. The act ends when the man screams “You’re alright girl”,before aggressively ejaculating all over the back of the woman

Person one: hey wanna go get some Italian.
Person two: I can’t I’m still recovering from the Domesticated Cowboy

by Arthur Morgan 1889 March 2, 2020

domesticated

Gettin civilized. Stop sellin drugs, goin back to school, and gettin everything str8 wit yo BABY'S MOMMA!!!!!!!!!

"I'm domesticated now"

by I think I wrote bout halfa these definitions n I'm white! Shame on y'all January 3, 2003

Dementalated

When something is in the middle of Demented and Mongulated, it is Dementalated. When It looks really bad or mutated.

"That shelf you made in wood shop is dementalated"

by D!BS September 5, 2009