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declarify

declarify (de klair if eye) VERB. To explain something so badly that it becomes meaningless.
Bushtard keeps trying to declarify his reason for going to war in Iraq. First it was to be a wartime president, then it was revenge for 9/11, then he wanted their weapons of mass destruction, then he had to get Saddam. Next he had to spread democracy, after that, it was to liberate the Iraqis and finally he's claiming the Democrats forced him to go to war.
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
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Delarpify

Formallly spelled deLARPify: the process of slowly (or again - see larpified - quickly if you're really good) de-mindfucking a person so they no longer believe they are vampires, elves, ents or other ungothly creatures.

PC and Console 'shootahs' make a fine instrument to kick the elf out of someone's disturbed psyche.
You bit her neck and actually *drank* some drops of blood? Man, you need to delarpify ASAP!
by Smoking Windmills July 19, 2010
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decrapitated

A malaise of the lower bowels. Diarrhea.
I got decrapitated after eating that fast food.
by Trumplodyte December 4, 2018
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decrapitize

To decrapitize means to clean your place of all the shit that just sits around and collects dust. Pack-rats will identify with this more, but you clean freaks might not get it.

You can clean house, but still there are piles of shit and other useless stuff that just lays around until you decrapitize and get all that shit out. Decraptization is mandatory when moving out.
I finally decrapitized my room and can see the floor now.
by b April 9, 2005
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decrapitation

The process of elimination of bodily wastes.
Noun: Fecal matter. Nitrogenous waste.
Constipation is characterized by a cessation of decrapitation.
Composted bovine decrapitation is often used as fertilizer.
by K. Gould January 16, 2008
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decrapitate

To threaten rip off someone's head and shit down their neck, "Duke Nukem style".
If I ever catch you making eyes at my sister again, I will decrapitate you.
by enzo_gee August 19, 2007
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decrapitate

to go from good to bad, from clean to dirty, basically to fuck up.
by christian May 13, 2005
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