deathwank

suicidal masturbation.

"where's John?"

Didn't you hear, he had a Michael Hutchence Deathwank.

"oh... right"

by ci2k2 August 14, 2002

DeathConga

A shit party during a global pandemic, usually in a shitty part of the UK (eg RCT)

No, I’m not staying in tonight, I’m off to the DeathConga

by RCT_Hibernation May 10, 2020

DEATHBANG

To engage in coitus at the realization that the final moments of life have been reached.

Given the circumstance wherein my immediate death is inevitable, myself and some fine woman/women are going to DEATHBANG.

by abfarrer95 March 25, 2011

Deathcage

A derogative term for the town of Bethpage on Long Island in New York State

Dude, I'm stuck in Deathcage tonight. Nothing to do

by Ceejabreeze May 5, 2011

Deathane

When the methane gas expelled from your rectum smells so bad, that it actually has the potential to bring death upon another person!

"My God, Harry! If you leak one more of your Deathane farts, I am gonna die of either suffocation or choking on my own vomit!"

by Mr. Led Zeppelin March 17, 2020

Deathlaney

A girl that wants nothing but death for everyone. Also known for quoting: "Life begins when church ends" "Sex begins when condoms end" and many more.

"Brah, I want to have sex with my girlfriend, but she just wants to raw dog it."
"Dude, what a Deathlaney!!"

by Adolf<3er September 30, 2011

Deathbanger

A young male with presumed "mommy issues" who once preferred the company of older women and "MILFS" but has since lost the patience for drama and hassle of dealing with the living in any way, but now seeks the company of those who are inanimate and cannot speak or object. Preferred partner is now that of a corpse. Usually a fresh one not long after buried in the local cemetery.

Steve is a Deathbanger. Steve robs graves with the objective of banging old dead whores so there are no additional hassles in his life, or fear of rejection.

by Wongisdsadas November 24, 2019