DBM

Dumb Beezy adjective (or bitch) Magnet
1. One who's aesthetic qualities attract a seedier type of woman, who will have sex with another for reason of pleasure to look at.
2. A man who is married to a stupid woman
3. Any man who has felt the inside of a pussy more times than Pamela Anderson has had her tits redone.

1. "Dude, some stupid bitch gave a blowjob to Johnny."

"I guess that makes him a DBM"

2. "Wow, I hat your wife, your such a DBM"

3. "Dude, he had sex with 30 women in one day, he's a DBM!!!!"

by aceb22bro June 30, 2009

DBM

Dick Before Mates. The crime of putting the girlfriend before mates just because you want to get your end in.

1. What kinda friend DBMs all the time. You're too bitch to get laid anyhow!

2. I'm charging you for multiple counts of DBM over a three month period.

3. Shane : I always DBM, cost I'm as gullible as a seagull.

by jEz Smith June 26, 2006

DBM

Drink By Myself. To buy some alcohol and enjoy it in your living room or personal room, or hell, even go to a bar by yourself, but that may be over doing it.

Man, my damn roommate doesn't want to go party tonight, guess I'll have to DBM!

by Crazy_C July 10, 2005

DBM

DBM means - Don't Be Mad
The act of not being mad when really you are not mad to begin with.

Hey Johnny how's your day? DBM
Hey Paula how are the kids? DBM
Hey Matt, DBM.

by DBM MMQ January 7, 2008

DBM

a shorter version of dfnmljaskedzknls bauihav mdvgvmyafgsidgviyergbfar aka i love you in Swahili by flem

"Hi Kyle! What's up?"
"Not much cept i think i DBM you Mary!"

by Mary January 12, 2005

DBM

DONT BRING MELANIE

Please DBM Please.

by Ennas May 3, 2018

DBM

Short for Discord Bot Maker, it's a software that allows you to conveniently make Discord bots without any prior coding experience, made by our one and only Lord and Savor Lord SRD.

Man, have you heard about DBM? It's so great!
Yeah! Btw, do you know how to make rainbow roles?

by GoldenclawHatesBBC July 8, 2018