DBAG

An abbreviation for Deutsche Bank AG, a German bank. The bank does not resent being called this - they actually use it in their official legal documents.

Paul: "Remember that German guy Wolfgang Schneidelberger from college?"
Ted: "Yeah, that guy really thought he was the cat's pajamas. What a Deutsche bag. What is that guy up to nowadays?"
Paul: "I heard he just got a job at Deutsche Bank selling subprime mortgage bonds to poor towns in third-world countries that don't know any better."
Ted: "So he's at DBAG, is he? Why am I not surprised?"

by Nicholas D March 3, 2008

Dbag

Conjunction as result of the nomunclature Don Bagwell thus producing the first letter followed by the first syllable of the last name.

"What's up Dbag?!"

by I Dare Not Say November 22, 2007

DBAG

Abbreviated form of the plea: "Don't be a glutton!"

Friend, you have had way too much shrimp scampi. DBAG!

by Jim, who eats just enough February 25, 2010

dbag baller

One who wears ridiculous sunglasses, has a his ears pierced, has a fohawk, wears his hats backward, wears tanks, works outs to get jacked, and most of all BRO's OUT 24/7.

there was this dbag baller who lives on venice beach a works out all day in his tank with his bros.

by dbagballer 916 March 30, 2009

Bday Dbag

A person who acts like he/she can get anything he/she wants because it is his/her birthday.

Jonathan demanded that everyone should bring him a present to his birthday party, those that didn't bring anything were kicked from the party.

Jonathan: Dude wheres my present?

Kevin: Sorry was in a rush to get here and I didn't get time to get one.

Jonathan: Get the fuck out!

Kevin: Dude your being a bday dbag.

by A bday dbag October 5, 2009

class action dbag

The highest level of douche-baggery one can achieve. When you think of how someone can be that much of a douche, then they qualify.

Person 1 : "Hey man wanna go to the club tonight, my treat?"

Person 2 : "I don't do clubs, I'm gonna stay home and play WOW"

Person 1 : "You are certainly a class action dbag, my friend"

by 0nzlaught February 23, 2011

Dbag

A cop that uses zero discretion and loves to fuck the general public with his police dick. Will also suck off any higher rank free of charge.

Hide you kids, hide you wife, and most importantly don’t drive to work suspended or dbag will fuck you with his police dick

by frank cheddar June 17, 2020