Darning

A Warning that comes too late.
Chester Qualsneck was upset to find out shortly after drinking his 5 hour energy that the bottle had been lying in a birdbath, utterly forgotten for the last year and a half. His outburst of anger toward his laughing "friends" indicated that he would have much preferred a warning rather than the loathsome darning.
by Furious_George July 14, 2011
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Darn

What the darn is that?

Dude, I have to go take a huge darn.
by TheDoodstah June 11, 2008
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Darn

The dumbass way to say DAMN cause whoever says it is too stupid to use the real word!

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God DARN it!
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Darn

I darned my girlfriend.
by Kenneth November 20, 2003
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i'll be darned

Being surprised.

Something you couldn't/didn't think of.

Something you can't agree on.

This phrase was first started by southern Africans at the time of 17th century. People usually use it now when they see something that they thought was impossible, has been done. Or sometimes it can be used in a manner of not agreeing to something, in case of apologizing etc.
I'll be darned if I say sorry to him.

He finished the game on hard difficulty? I'll be darned.
by The helper ! October 08, 2013
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Darn Tootin

When you strongly agree with something. General used in a positive way to reinforce what others have said.
Vish: Sounds like we should go on a date
Meg: Darn tootin
by NotTimmy March 21, 2020
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darn tootin

Are you gonna go pick up yer date, Billy-Bob?
Darn tootin! hyuk
by matt February 17, 2004
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