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dark money

Dark money is political campaign money that is not identified with it's contributor.
The big oil company used dark money to elect a candidate who would serve their interests.

No knew the big oil company contributed to the campaign because it was dark money.
by quesondriac January 20, 2014
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DarkSimp

A power hungry villain from the depths of Apoachalypse, has a chicken daughter and sends his minion “Steppenweiner” (willy) to retrieve the anti simp equation

DarkSimp wishes to subjugate every internet thottie and e-girl under his control and to conquer the internet for himself, a true god he is as his endless quest for conquering worlds and war defines his bloodthirsty demeanor

Eliminates Egirls, thotties, onlyfans girls in his spare time Which solidify DarkSimp as a necessary evil.

A true god in his own right and in the LITERAL SENSE, for every form he appears in is but merely an avatar of his true form, can NEVER be truly destroyed or defeated.

DarkSimp refuses to simp and his name signifies his darkness and vow to destroy cruel woman that break modern mens hearts which has gained a fanbase that prays to Lord DarkSimp himself.
Nobody:

DarkSimp: I AM THE GOD OF GODS!!!!!! WATCH HOW A TRUE GOD DISMANTLES THE FEMININE EGO!

*proceeds to delete every E girls Tik Tok account and crashes onlyfans site*

People: ALL HAIL DARKSIMP

*bows down and worships*

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DarkSimp is a multiversal threat that evens the odds for men under the threat of being cancelled by woman or humiliated by society.

any woman that believes themself above society and men clearly has yet to acknowledge and face the wrath of DarkSimp!

simps and regular men aren’t the only ones thankful that DarkSimp exist, he may not be their leader (he’s their GOD and MORE) but rather the answer to the question of “how do I beat hoes at their own game?”

DarkSimp > any god EVER
by Nukedmunxxx March 27, 2022
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blue dark

The color of the sky when twilight sets in. A beautiful color, calming, relaxing, comforting.
I very much love the blue dark that happens every night!
by Starchylde August 9, 2016
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DARKSIMP

internet meme villain that spawned sometime after the snyder cut of justice league was released.

Revealed to be a variant of “junior the egomaniac” (internet cringemaster) rather than old J himself, DARKSIMP is often found in YouTube comment sections, memes, occasionally takes a dip into reddit forums to spread word of his coming.

Not to be confused with a Redditor or “SIMP” (dare I say) as DARKSIMP IS A GOD WELL ABOVE THE REST and often reminds forgetful foolish mortals of it

Simps for NO WOMAN, and even puts them in their place or humbles them (and men occasionally) to the point of submission to DarkSimps will
EXAMPLE:

there is no beginning or end to DARKSIMP, DARKSIMP SIMPLY IS

outside of the multiverse Exists the true form of DARKSIMP

god: phew, finally wiped out of all evil, humanity should be fairly safe now

True Form DARKSIMP: hahahahahahahahaa

God: …..who’s there???

True Form DARKSIMP: i am above all things as you are above humanity and creation

God: *worries*

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DARKSIMP is the answer to when one’s gf or bf cheats on them and needs justice for that they need only to pray to Lord DarkSimp and in time he shall answer

DARKSIMP is the darkness and the void left by the absence of good or mere simping, for simps go into hiding when DARKSIMP is even mentioned

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DARKSIMP, a newly emerged supervillain that’s presumed to face off against all Internet personalities or social media influencers, for THEY CANNOT DENY DARKSIMP.

DARKSIMP: “your submission is mandatory”

Presidents: yes my lord

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Random fuckboi: pfff am I actually gonna be scared of some nameless edgelord Criminal???

DARKSIMP: *stands unimpressed* (as usual)

Random fuckboi: whatever I got plans, begone loser

*walks off*

DARKSIMP: plans are of no use to a dead man

*PROCEEDS TO BURN HIM ALIVE WITH THE JUNEMEGA BEAMS!!!!!!!*

*ZZZZZAAPPPPPFFFFFFFFRRRKKKHKHKHKHHHZZZZ*

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DARKSIMP is the meme lord of meme lords, and ruler of memes and GOD OF GODS, he requires your complete submission and laughs at the perishing screams of his foes

There is no god ONLY DARKSIMP!
by Bujjwaxxxboujee March 31, 2022
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DARK SOULS

You don’t need sex because it fucks you everyday
I don’t need sex because Dark Souls fucks me everyday
by Thicc Pointy Pope May 29, 2018
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throw dark

To talk or ask about things that are sad or depressing.
Jeff: Post apocalyptic future? Man, you throw dark!
by mantasradzas August 12, 2011
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Glow in the dark

Back in the sixties, the Central Intelligence Agency of the United States conducted experiments on captured mutants. After extracting their abilities, they were granted miraculous powers but were cursed with the condition of glowing in the dark. A simple programmer by the name of Terry Davis happened to discover their plot. Since then, he has faked his death and gone into hiding after attempting to expose the "glow in the dark cia niggers".
You know, those cia niggers sure glow in the dark
by i love my wifes son January 20, 2019
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