dingleseed

Similar to a dingleberry except that it occurs when using one of those organic homemade soaps encrusted with dried lavender seeds and you don't properly rinse your buttcrack or overly hairy pubes.

Using the homemade lavender soap bar he bought in Vermont, Henry took a hurried shower this morning, leaving numerous dingleseeds that will likely horrify his boyfriend later tonight.

by K-squared November 7, 2013

danglewood

When a man's penis is erect, but not so erect as to halt any penis motion.

"She was okay, but I had to slap her with my dong a couple times to get it all the way up."

"Heh, total danglewood moment."

by gingerbeef May 20, 2014

dindleweed

someone who is very stoopid and makes fortnite art (really good art too). they always bully the jackipaci, and can't come up with original irish jokes
E.G. bosston, 8bittails and superbanjoboom

Damn, Tails can't make a good Irish joke, he is such a dindleweed.
Bosston makes fortnite art? such a dindleweed...

by JackiPACi October 13, 2021