Cuzarr

A awkward six legged beast with three heads. This creature causes all living creatures around it to become tense and therefore to have a higher propensity to consume alcohol.

Other characteristics of this creature include hairy nipples, a compulsive gambling addiction, and the enjoyment of the smell of raw fish.

This creature is an undesirable pest and difficult to get rid of. They make atrocious pets.

The only way to kill this creature is to stab it in the gouch with a dismembered whale penis.

DO NOT FEED IT POPCORN.... it will initially enjoy the salty treat, but will then become agitated and pull out the teeth of an elderly man and force it to eat milk duds....

I fed popcorn to a Cuzarr at the bowling alley and had to start drinking because I didnt have a ribbed vibrator on me.....

by hairy nostril May 15, 2011

cumwallah

A man servant specifically tasked with disseminating hot cum from their phallus, on demand, into various receptacles (oral, vaginal, or rectal) of thirsty heterosexual women and homosexual men for the purposes of kinky refreshment. It is a role which is generally considered similar to a fluffer, but on the "shooting" end.

In the story "Cumdog Billionaire," we see the progression of Pradeep from a cumwallah struggling in the slums of the Valley to his rise as a big name in the industry.

by NorthernExposurePole March 3, 2015

cunwa

Cunwa - a more polite way of saying cunt (often used by year 8s)
(See you next Wednesday)

“Alfie your such a cunwa” said Daisy

by 040803150303 August 15, 2018

cumwad

a tissue, Kleenex, article or clothing, towling or other peice of material used for cleaning ejactulation from ones body, or for ejactulating directly onto.

The cumwad was full after I sprayed my joy juice into it.

by Smacktard July 23, 2003

cuza

MP term used to refer to close ones.
also see sakia, bro, cuzamanuza, thrillaiminilla. etc. etc ;/

yes yes cuza what you sayin bra? propaaaa?

by uckFay_ouYay August 30, 2006

Cuzão

Brazilian slang for asshole. It is very offensive!

Seu cuzão, tu fudeu minha vida!

You asshole, you fucked up my life!

by Luizin March 19, 2010

cuzbandry

Companionship between two cousins (or cuz-faces) that is so intimate, it borders homo-eroticism. The most common sightings of this big ol’ gay bond in action typically occur in 2-man team sports. Playing/mating patterns of the cuzband are similar to that of the mourning dove – one per lifetime.

Hoss: Say, Lil' Gary, would you like to join me for a bout of horseshoes?
Lil' Gary: No thanks, Hoss, I only play 2-man team sports with my cuzband, Luis. We are the epitome of cuzbandry.

by Tdeauxpahssss July 14, 2010