cuntarded

A mixture of "cunt" and "retarded". most likely to be said at someone who's acting whorrishly stupid.

*at a party*

Brittney spears: whooo i'm sooo drunk i think I'll sleep with Justin Timberlake.

Justin Timberlake: Damnit britney stop acting cuntarded you look like a fool.

by yermoom December 13, 2009

Starfish Custard

The actual substance that causes the itchy, burning feeling in your brown eye (aka lack-a-wipe).

I'm suffering from a terrible case of lack-a-wipe, and need to get this starfish custard out of my anus.

by lkdzzbls August 11, 2010

Custard eyes

Custard eyes is used to describe someone who is evil and drunk

Look at him look at those eyes oh there yellow eyes they are custard eyes C U S T A R D E Y E S

by Archie Tartan January 28, 2019

actin a custard

Philly slang. Young buhls who be gettin mad for no reason. Rowdy ass buhls wit some adhd type shii.

Chill on kswap tj, you actin a custard, yung buhl got da ak with jeans on and da hoodie for real

by JamesMilano September 17, 2020

Chubby Custard

A still strong, but much less harsh way of calling somebody overweight.

Usually used for banter purposes between friend groups.

John: Hey Alec, can i have a few m&m's?

Alec: You look like you've already had enough John you chubby custard!

John: :(

by Sidney Shaw October 30, 2012

F*cktard

1:a f*cking retard
2:a retarded f*cker
3:needs help

This guy is such a f*cktard

by Jason Lam November 1, 2004

tubby custard

one of the two foods (along with tubby toast) eaten by the Teletubbies.

"Hey Dipsy, gimme some of that tubby custard before I kick your face."

by Juan Ricardo Benitez III November 3, 2008