Scarlet Curds

Scarlet Curds are made when an uncircumcised male and a menstruating female have sex and the male does not wash his foreskin for several days, allowing the semen and blood to curdle underneath the foreskin. The Scarlet curds resemble curdled milk with a slight reddish colour.

We had sex all weekend while she was on her period, Two days later she ate the scarlet curds off my dick.

by CamShaft85 May 11, 2023

gas the curds

slang - "to smoke marijuana." or "to get high."

A: Yo, I just got a twenty sac!
B: Word? Let's go gas the curds!

by Evan Harley July 29, 2008

butt curds

The residual balls of toilet paper that can be retrieved from your butt crack and underwear throughout the day after pooping.

Rebecca was a little off when we starting fucking and a bunch of my butt curds fell on her bed.

by Keith Ordan October 3, 2017

Nipple curds

Those juicy curds which form upon the nipple when one breastfeeds uncautiously. The curds taste of chunky sour onion goo & old buttermilk.

Mama lemme lick them tasty nipple curds yummy yummy yummy, tasty curds in my tummy.

by Pancakeboi September 27, 2018

Nipple Curds

When a pregnant woman lactates breast milk and it cultivates the correct cultures to produce a cheese like substance.

Rashawn Andrew - Grant hallaway - Wentsworth - " Damn, I was thinking about aborting this baby, I was just doing it for the nipple curds."

Tim - "Save some for me Rashawn Andrew - Grant Hallaway - Wentsworth, let me make a grilled cheese before you stifle God's plans!"

Rashawn Andrew - Grant hallaway - Wentsworth - "You rascal!"

by Buttfunkexpress May 4, 2019

beef curds

the flaps of the vagina near clitoris

"i love her beef curds, there so soft."
"what are beef curs man?"
"pff.. you need urban dictionary my friend."

by greg mca January 10, 2006

Lululemon Curds

What you call cellulite on the butt and legs that are accentuated by tight workout pants.

I spent the entire class behind a row of Lululemon curds.

by CougarKevin July 12, 2019