cumscuttle

(1) Any amount of jizz that successfully evaded detection post-ejac, but is discovered unintentionally at a later date.

(2) Anything so bad that its existence is comparable to that of left-over jizz/vaginal fluid; an exclamation of a situation's ability to evoke in you the feeling of finding dried semen someplace you hadn't expected it to be.

Example #1:
- Dude, what's this white stain on my hamper?
- Oh shit, I thought she caught it all last night. That's just my cumscuttle.

Example #2:
- Women's rights?
- Oh fucking cumscuttle.

by cummilingusaur May 7, 2011

cupcake stay

A stay (stay: stray kids fandom name) Who always talk about how much they hate being a stay or tries to get other K-pop fans to like them by shit talking stray kids, or talking shit about other stays for defending Stray Kids

cupcake stay: "The stays in the comments are making me embarrassed to be a stay🥺"

stays: stfu, nobody asked.

by FeiFei❤️ October 19, 2022

Tip cups

The best-looking bra you own that you wear in your customer service job (i.e. barista, pizza delivery, server) to get better tips. One that makes your breasts look larger, perkier, smoother under your uniform shirt.

My new tip cups are working great today! I made five more bucks than usual.

by powerfuldot June 5, 2015

cupcake decision

Similar to Cocaine Decision an irrationally optimistic impulsive decision to start a vintage or retro small business, with no idea of who will actually pay good money for the flowery-heart-craft-thing, wavy hair or indeed cupcake, that is proposed.

"It's on handmade paper with natural dyes and each one takes 2 hours of my time so I think fifteen pounds for a birthday card is fair, right?"

"I love the whole retro look and at least 2 of my friends bought some off me so everyone will..."

"Have you thought that through? sounds like a cupcake decision to me..."

by henrynavigator December 18, 2012

Calamansi cupcake

When you finish on a sourdough pussy and go down on her.

Batura gave me a calamansi cupcake liao leh

by Ari Robyn October 16, 2022

CupcakKe Remix

A CupcakKe Remix is a remix of any of CupcakKe’s songs that has been edited to sound like or fit the style of another song. This specific style of remix originated on YouTube in 2016 and recently regained popularity on TikTok sparking a huge resurgence in the remix category.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA DID YOU HEAR THE FLASHING LIGHTS CUPCAKKE REMIX ITS DO GOOD FOR LITERALLY NO REASON

by RootNewt August 31, 2021

CupcakKe

The Queen of Rap

Have you heard of the rapper Cupcakke?
Duh she's the Queen of Rap.

by KeeAllen Poe May 6, 2016