father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate

Someone whom you have no relation to in genealogy. A joke in the movie Spaceballs

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"
"And that makes us?"
"Absolutely nothing! Which you are about to become!"
(Quote from Spaceballs)

by psofrn November 8, 2012

four-toothed cousin-fucker

A generic term for anyone who flies the Southern Cross, supports Donald Trump, drives a mud-encrusted monster truck, has less than a high school education, and/or actually enjoys sexual relations with family members -- as in Donald Trump's lust for his own daughter.

This stupid fuck at work still believes that Obama is a Muslim who wasn't born in the U.S. That four-toothed cousin-fucker shouldn't be allowed to vote. Or breed.

by Dharma Midget July 2, 2016

Cousy

Cousy is anything you want it to be when it needs to be.

Sarah has been being a little cous/y lately and it’s really been bugging me.

If you touch me one more time, I will slap in the cousy.

by Lee Becky February 17, 2019

couster

female cousin that is more like a sister

My cousins and sisters are so close we're cousters.

by 'antha October 14, 2010

That One Gay Cousin

That One Gay Cousin is well, your gay cousin. If you don't have one, chances are, YOU ARE that one gay cousin!

Person 1: Who is your one gay cousin?
Person 2: I don't have a gay- oh shi- I guess I'm the gay cousin...
Person 1: Congrats! I always knew you were that one gay cousin!

by IHateNamingThings.org April 6, 2019

Ghost Cousin

Having sex with a female or male that a friend or someone you know has also had sex with.

Person 1: Aw man I was so hammered last night I slept with John Doe's ex girl friend.
Person 2: Damn, now you're John's ghost cousin.

by Fu man chu July 8, 2009

Demarcus Cousins

An emotional lesbian

"Yo you look like Demarcus Cousins right now"

by InnerTorture October 10, 2018