cuntwaffle

Often heard emanating from the mouths of conspiracy theorists APD.

What a load of cuntwaffle APD.

by pizzaAPD November 23, 2016

CUNTWAFFLE

A derogatory term used to describe a male or female displaying traits of both a:
cunt; demanding, hyper critical, arrogant, ignorant
and pussy; weak, indecisive, fearful, parasitic, needy

Wow, I can't believe what a CUNTWAFFLE that guy was. He just kept insisting he was hung like a porn star, finally I was so annoyed I told him to whip it out. Then he just got up and walked away like a beaten puppy.

by embrionik November 20, 2014

Cuntwaffle

One (cunty indivitual) who is talented in the field of retaining a topping such as syrup, jelly, or butter.

"Cuntiness is measured by the efficiency with which one can retain syrup. You, Madame, are a waffle."

"Merry Christmas, cuntwaffle!"

by I demand pie November 16, 2014

cuntwaffle

someone who is such a cunt, their a whole cuntwaffle. (a cuntwaffle don't need to be a boy)

Man, my teacher is such a cuntwaffle.

by ShandaAwesome April 6, 2017

Cuntwaffle

A stupid,slutty female who lies and steals

Aj is such a cuntwaffle she stole my dildo.

by sure dickfritter May 20, 2017

Fucktardian Cuntwaffle

A person who does something that is absolutely unbelievably fucktarded.

I can’t believe you wrecked my truck you Fucktardian Cuntwaffle.

by The Kid From Up June 4, 2020

Cuntwaffle

Something to stuff a twat with

1. Dave can be such a cuntwaffle

2. Got a cuntwaffle? I'm on the rag

by Tobi1K3nobi May 27, 2009