cuntplay

An alternative moniker for a terrible pop music group.

Turn the radio off please, Dave - fucking Cuntplay again, the mawkish twats.

by una szplodrmann January 26, 2014

Cuntsplain

(V.) When someone usually of female gender and distasteful disposition tries to justify some type of ill refuted, abominable, alarming, appalling, atrocious, deplorable, depressing, dire, disgusting, distressing, dreadful, fearful, frightful, ghastly, grody, gross, gruesome, grungy, harrowing, hideous, horrendous, horrible, horrific, horrifying, nasty, offensive, raunchy, repulsive, shocking, stinking, synthetic, tough, ugly, unpleasant, unsightly action or behavior or oversight or mistake by downplaying their own role as the main contributor of the entailed situation.

While at the Benghazi hearing, Hillary made a feeble attempt at cuntsplaining the whole situation as nothing more than a mere misunderstanding.

by Buildingsea$ May 15, 2016

cuntspatch

A combination of the words cunt and spatula. A cuntspatch is a spatula that has been dipped in the fluids of the cunt. Getting cuntspatched means to be slapped with the dirty spatula. The word can be used as both a noun and a verb.

Jake: What are you doing with that spatula?
Dan: I about to cuntspatch your mom.

by Ian Christopher July 29, 2007

Cuntsplain

To use purposefully flawed logic and twisted facts to make oneself appear the victim of any given situation.

"Hosting my illegally obtained sex tape is a breach of privacy." said Hulk Hogan.

"It's our job as journalists to discuss matters of public interest. Therefore, suing us for illegally hosting revenge porn is censorship!" cuntsplained Nick.

by AoC September 30, 2016

Cuntsplainer

Cuntsplainer

(Noun)

A person who believes they are a pioneering soldier in a war against oppressors, but is actually being a shrewd hypocrite who's pissing off someone they barely know/have no power.

Easily confused with: Critical thinking; Having a voice, SJW

She thought her misandry was just tit-for-tat, but when the new English major heard out her argument he realized she was just a cuntsplainer.

by acearce June 20, 2016

Cuntsplain

The act of not explaining anything and expecting someone to understand and appreciate your unspoken meaning. Can sometimes be lead by an ambiguous and passive aggressive statement. As opposed to mansplaining, where the speaker assumes listener knows less than nothing and requires an offensive amount of information regarding the topic.

I was in hot water after my girlfriend cuntsplained that if I wanted to stay at the bar with my friends on our anniversary it was “fine,” if that’s what I “really wanted.”

by Axolotl June 10, 2018

Cuntspangle

The act of pulling out just before ejaculation, and 'spangling' the lady's, ahem, ladygarden with sparkly jizz.

'She didn't want me to come inside, so I cuntspangled her instead.'

by MissBradders May 4, 2009