Anal Cartographer

N. One who works aboard the ship of an Ass Navigator and maps the neatherworld that is the anal sphincter.

"Ahoy, Jim! Chart that cove you magnificent anal cartographer!"

by GrizzlyClaw February 1, 2006

Cutography

Cute photography

Anna: Hey Jade, take cute pictures of me.
Jade: Okay, what do you want it to be?
Anna: Surprise me with your cutography skills.

by Delgarlmnt October 27, 2018

Clitographing

clitographing; the act of sending pictures of women naked.

John was clitographing with Jane last night!

by Rebeka Taylor April 10, 2010

Chrono-Cartography

A person in which studies the change of cultural maps over human history.

I think I might search for a college that teaches chrono-cartography.

by Time&Space March 19, 2023

clitographer

One who makes pornographic art.

Clitography has been claimed to be one of the most rewarding professions around.

by primerib July 21, 2003

Catographer

An artist with a very practiced and valued skill of capturing the magical presence of a single cat or many cats with the use of photography. This type of artist takes professional photographs of cats or kittens doing pretty much anything.

That catographer's use of light and space in his pictures really makes you feel like you are sitting there with him and his cats!

by catscatscatsomgcatscats January 19, 2015

dirty cartography table

To have sexual intercourse with a cartographer from minecraft. Upon climax both simultaneously loudly shout the villager noise. Hmmmmm

Her trades were to expensive so I gave her the Dirty cartography table.

by Hdjdjnrj February 13, 2021