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Double Cunted

To be called a cunt twice in the same sentence.

It can be especially attributed to somebody who has acted in such a way that their cuntworthiness is doubled, therefore justifying such a title.
"Why did you fuck my cat and traumtise it so much? You cunting cunt!"

"Ouch, I have just been double cunted"
by ezydriver December 9, 2008
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Cuntie Beaver

A Cuntie Beaver ( native to Canberra Australia ) is someone who thinks they are unique when in reality they are just one of many. They think they are different to all the others and nothing can get past them.
I seen how he treated his ex but I loved him and I really thought he wouldn’t do this to me. He’s played me like a Cuntie Beaver the whole time the man whore.
by DougieFry December 12, 2019
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cuntledingus

Used to describe one or many idiots that choose to perform cunnilingus for public viewing.
Did you see that cuntledingus? Fuhhhh

I wasnt a huge fan of that porno, there were too many cuntledingi
by _Tbaby February 19, 2020
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Cunted

An strongly altered state of mind, induced no doubt by the ingestion of chemical substances.
Geezer X: How was last night?

Geezer Y: Mate, I was absolutely cunted!!
by Phillip W Evans December 3, 2006
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Cunted

The result of getting fucked and bred so relentlessly and violently by a big cock that makes a fags asshole become a sloppy cunt. Completely removing any last shred of masculinity they had left.
Person A: "Hey, did you hear Adam got cunted the other night"?
Person B: "Yeah she goes by Abby now, she's a total girly cock addicted faggot"
by Sissy Kelsi February 4, 2019
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raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock

An archaic "hick" term for heavy rain or snow fall.
"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"
by Carl J. Maltese April 28, 2007
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Cunted Cunt

Ann Coulter, a self proclaimed bigot, who is everything that is wrong with America. It is people like her that stop real progress and change in America while spreading lies and hate.
Son: "Hey dad, what are you reading"

Dad: "...Slander, by Ann Coulter"

Son: "No! Dad, not that cunted cunt!"
by birkenstock wearing treehugger November 21, 2009
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