Cooterific

Some fine ass cooter

Chris's mom's cooter was amazing last night

by Andy March 4, 2004

Cuntificating

Pontificating, but in a very cuntish way.

Susan wouldn't stop cuntificating about the virtues of a vegan diet while telling Amy vaccines were a scam.

He cuntificated for hours about craft beers.

by Nony314 February 18, 2019

cunterinie

cunterinie is a person who has a very specific type of chaotic vibe and personality to them e.g girls called rose typically have this tendency.

“merry christmas cunterinies”
“how are you doing cunterinie“

by rosesarahLd February 20, 2020

cunterdick

a word obstetricians ask each other to see if a newborn child is male or female

Hey Joe, is that a cunterdick

by probson July 12, 2009

cuntificate

'Qualifications' which are only good in proving that you are a cunt. Word derived from Certificate and Cunt, obviously.

Billy: Dad! Dad, I got that GNVQ in Bussiness Studies, that I spent the last two years trying to obtain

Billie's Sickened Father: Right. Shall I put it up on the wall with the half GCSE in Plantology, or next to your degree in Internet Reuters and Their Signals? Yet another cuntificate you've come home with. Boy, I'm dissapointed in you.

by The Decoy Gay August 9, 2006

cuntificating whoremonger

A woman that is a total slut and sleeps with only guys she isn't dating or a man that tends to be addicted to New York Tasia hookers that look like Comso renditions of a female joker.

Don't date her, she is a cuntificating whoremonger... like big time.

by I Just Rule. February 11, 2010

cuntrification

To add cuntrifical force to anything.

The cuntry is subject to cuntrification if its' majority are cunts.

by Gringoy September 14, 2007