Cuntcumber

A cucumber that has been inserted into a vagina and left for 2+ months. When it comes out it has been transformed into a pickle AKA Cuntcumber.

Mom when is your cuntcumber gonna be ready?
In a minute honey!
Good Im starving!

by twwarrior77 November 23, 2011

Cuntium

The element that can turn people into complete cunts

Hey did you get some cuntium?

by HappySquash666 April 25, 2017

Cuntclump

Going down on a girl and there being tissue stuck on the lips of the cunt

Hey eric I went down on this gal last night and she had cuntclump 🤔🤔

by Koplover89 September 4, 2018

cuntcur

1 - To HATE that something is the way that it is, but you still have to agree.

2 - To agree with something but be really bitchy about it.

Definition 1:
Person 1 - I noticed that your husband wears Crocs. I hate how ugly those things are.

Person 2 - I have to cuntcur with you.

Definition 2:
He had no choice but to cuntcur that he had ruined the evening for everyone.

by The Cunning Linguist of Hate August 7, 2010

cuntdumb

stupid men and sometimes women who believe everything and anything a woman says in order to get laid that night, or just get laid in general.

dude, you is too cuntdumb for that kind of mission.

by antigirl June 27, 2004

cuntfumbled

the feeling of being confused and horny at the same time.

She was cuntfumbled while she listened to her attractive anatomy teacher.

by Ashley Paige Johnson August 20, 2007

Cuntum

Those disgusting clots and spots of cuntly shit that accumulate in large public areas like highschool hallways and at starbucks.. made up of small meaningless particles called bitches or sometimes cunts

usually creating lots of gossip or flaunting inappropriate sexual gestures than complaining immensely about the reactions they receive for it.

Spots and clumps can be hard to remove since they have no where else to survive.

Billy: "Yo lets go to star bucks"

Jake: "Mmmm yeah but look at that large accumulation of Cuntum sitting near the entrance... probably a safety hazard to get that close.. we could contract STDs or overhear some meaningless shit that will make our brains melt out our ears"

Billy: "Oh shit, yeah I heard there was a huge problem with that shit at the highschool.. Guess they had to call in some experts to get rid of it"

Jake: "Oh so kinda like what happened at that columbine place?"

by MoistNIgger June 29, 2016