Cundiffed

1. Having failed at a seemingly simple and/or routine task, at a crucial moment, such as a chip-shot field goal. A form of situational incompetence brought on by sudden performance anxiety and/or unexpected changes. To Cundiff.

2. To be sharply dismissed, as from a job or situation, often, but not necessarily as a result of Cundiffing a task or tasks. In reference to kicker Billy Cundiff's dismissal from the Baltimore Ravens prior to the 2012 season.

1. "Man, he's given that presentation dozens of times before. Why did he screw it up?"

"He couldn't handle the pressure of dealing with our largest customer. He Cundiffed it."

2."Won't be seeing Billy around work anymore. Ol' Bob Cundiffed him after he messed up that last job."

OR

"That old broad wouldn't stop screaming about how poorly her steak was done, so I called security and had her Cundiffed."

by pseudonymous1 November 2, 2014

Cuntiffe

A legendary creature who realms globally and visously eats its vistims

WOW BRO YOUR A CUNTIFFE

by ANYOOUDNOUS FA December 7, 2016

John Cunniffe

Spliff. i.e. a joint, blunt etc.

Woah! That's a good john cunniffe!

by micktherigger April 12, 2012

Paul Cunliffe

also known as Paul Cunt-Lips. best known for the act of fleacio on upper management with little success and complete lack of regard for the smell of cum on his breath or floppy back fat.

Paul Cunliffe the a rat

by GrenningsPT February 14, 2025

Paul Cunliffe

also known as Cunt-Lips, a Paul Cunliffe is the act of oral sex while playing with the flabby bit of back fat resting over the top of the trousers.

Give me a sloppy Paul Cunliffe please.

by GrenningsPT February 14, 2025