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any of several trees or shrubs of the genus Fortunella
bearing small orange-colored edible fruits with thick
sweet-flavored skin and sour pulp
A cumquat is a plant that grows in Africa
by Pool Of Corruption November 23, 2004
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I stuck my finger in her cumquat and it was nice and juicy
by sj January 12, 2004
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Cumquating

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The act of having sex with fruit, and/or cumming into them by drilling or cutting holes into the side of a fruit and inserting your penis into the hole.
"Did you hear what Jacob did?"
"No what?"
"He fucked a watermelon"
"Oh that's nothing, Derek made love to cantaloupe then a grapefruit just last week!"
"Jacob's mom thought the fruit was spoiled because it had runny white liquid in it."
"She's probably never heard of Cumquating before."
by Big Blue Bear May 24, 2009
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a fat disgusting nasty bitch that thinks she is so hot
Len's girlfriend is such a cumquat and he has no idea
by lensgirlsucks November 17, 2011
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4 lesbian girl's cumming at the same time during a orgy.
(While having orgy)

Girl 1: Let's have a cumquat!

Girl 2: Sure.

Girl 3: Okay.

Girl 4: Whatever.
by PacificRecon March 13, 2008
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cumquat - the small bit of cum that stains your keyboard after looking at porn
shit i have just cum, and this cumquat is wedged in between the letters 'y' and 'u'.
by david September 23, 2004
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a sweet fruit; a nice pink, tight pussy
I got plenty of cumquat last night at that party.
by bakerd812 November 23, 2004
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