cumpet

Another way of referring to an infant. Typically used in highly progressive or sophisticated cultures and baby showers.

(At a baby shower)
Cindy: "What a cute cumpet, Sally!"
Sally: "wut?"
Cindy: "wut?"

by DKGoneWild February 24, 2020

cumpedo

When you are in a public pool and you stick you penis in the jet and cum, then your cum shoots across the pool.

Person in Pool: "Ah something just hit me in the leg"
Person 2 in Pool: "Sorry it was my cumpedo

by Sjkool May 21, 2017

cumpère

A person who introduces the performers or contestants at the Annual Porn Awards.

Kathy was the cumpère again at this year's Backdoor Porn Awards. She won best Anal Porn Scene for her part in the movie "Take The Gravy Train."

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

Cumpleted

When you are fully depleted of semen.

Joe performed fellatio on Gino until he was cumpleted.

by urdadsbussy69 March 30, 2022

Cumplé

On someones birthday you may call them this name. This name is derived from the Spanish word for birthday "cumpleaños".

Mike: Watsup guys?
Jay: Hey there cumplé how ya doin?
Mike: Why is everyone calling me cumplé?
Jay: Y.A.K (You already know)

by Y.A.K December 11, 2010

cumpetition

any kind of competition involving cum; usually involves a measure of speed, distance, or volume of cum

dude 1: hey you cumming to the cumpetition on saturday?
dude 2: hell ya, i've been waiting to cum all week!

by billy boi bud December 5, 2010

cumpletion

When a male or female attempts to reach full orgasm and succeeds.

John failed to help Morgan reach a good cumpletion in bed.

by SexyMinimalist7 November 20, 2017