cumpanion

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpadre (from 'compadre'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy, circle jerkers

Bill and Ted aren't an item; they're just cumpanions

by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 29, 2007

cumpadre

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank

by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 29, 2007

cumpassion

typically how a man fulfills his desire with the woman he loves

She looked at him that certain sexual way and he knew it was time for some cumpassion.

by twangdong February 1, 2019

cumpass

A device that leads horny bitches to cum

Shoniqua: I'm such a horny hoe

Mary-Ann: here borrow my cumpass to get loads of dick

by Bigdickaustralia November 29, 2013

Cumpatriot

A person who takes pride or is patriotic of their semen's color,texture,taste,smell,density,load size,ejaculatory velocity,sperm count,accuracy etc. Basically someone who is in love with his semen and the act of ejaculating.

Bro #1-"Dude, Miles is such a cumpatriot"
Bro #2- " I know brah, he cant stop talking about his jack adventures, i bet he's in love with his hot foam"
Bro #1- "totes dawg, lets go taste each others brojuice"
Bro #2- "I'll get the big black dildos!"

by a-dizzledawg September 20, 2009

Cumpatriot

One who masturbates during the playing of the Star Spangled Banner.

Aldo's grandmother caught him jacking off while watching Whitney Houston's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner during SuperBowl XXV. Aldo is a true cumpatriot.

by The BS Express January 23, 2022

Cumpany

When somebody, such as a friend with benefits, comes to visit you and give you sex, because you are lonely and bored.

Little Lord WTF?: "I'm bored."
Friend: "Want me to come and keep you company... or perhaps CUMpany?"
Little Lord WTF? "Naughty, naughty. Yes, Yes.

by LittleLordWTF? May 17, 2011