Cumception

Cumming while in the act of masturbating to porn that you have made of yourself, probably because you have such a obsession with yourself / severe daddy issues

Alicia: I had a serious Cumception session last night, stuck some porn on but it didn’t do it for me, so I pulled some home videos out yaknow?

by Howdoidjent April 18, 2019

Cumbert

A sex move in which you cum inside bert from sesame street

You should try cumbert its swag

by [e-mail] September 1, 2021

Cumcrete

Dried semen and or man spackle

His cumcrete merged one part of the blanket to the other.

by Fibonaccispiralman March 3, 2016

Cumcerned

When you don’t know why you’ve jizzed

I’m so cumcerned, I’m covered in jizz and I don’t know why

by Kittycstar July 26, 2023

Cumception

A Cumception is when you cum inside of girls mouth,ass,pussy,and then on her. Not in that particular!

I just gave my girl a CUMCEPTION!!!!!!

by The Pimp King November 23, 2021

cumceptable

Worthy of being cummed too

"That girl Caroline is so cumceptable

by antyhoy May 24, 2017

Cumception

/𝘬ə𝘮ˈ𝘴𝘦𝘱𝘚𝘏(ə)𝘯/

n. The act of faking an orgasm so realistically it unexpectedly turns into an actual climax

He was determined to make me come I thought I was going to have to pee the bed and say I squirted, but as I was about to pee I had a cumception right before he busted.

by Hogan Torah October 23, 2020