Chlerpes

A mix between Chlamydia and Herpes. Someone has Chlerpes when they have both Chlamydia and Herpes, it is not an actual disease.

I hope I don't get chlerpes from that chick I screwed last night.

by SygnusX1 July 16, 2008

El Cuerpo

The classiest character in the online game Nitrous Racing. This man is pure win, and consistently scores flawless victories.

His barbecue's name is Melissa. Whenever you complete a mission, he gives you his meaty bone. You eat it and are happy.

jellofuel: "Dude, did you complete EC's new jobline yet?"

mitchell: "Yes JF, I loooove sinking my teeth into El Cuerpo's extra meaty bone."

by Jellofuel February 6, 2010

Clerped

Another way of saying that something is messed up.

I love wearing my clerped sandals and I don't care about anybody elses opinions on them. I think they're great.

by CuunCuunLips January 4, 2022

Clerp and Jerk

Your significant other is jerkin you off, whilst you are clerpin on those arousing white-painted toes.

The clerp and jerk combo is unmatched.

by Gus Kriegler May 7, 2022

culera

slut

guy: hey can you help me
girl: no i cant I'm busy

guy: pinche culera

by m h 1000000 May 20, 2010

pinche culero

A phrase adopted from Mexican Spanish meaning an ignorant asshole who's too self-absorbed to even realize what a self-absorbed ignorant asshole they're being.

Example 1
That pinche culero just asked that homeless guy why he doesn't just go to the gym and shower to keep from stinking so bad.

Example 2
Donald J. Trump

by ericthecleric October 4, 2016

te necessito arriba de mi cuerpo

i need you on top of my body;
often said before hot steamy sex

jake- "te necessito arriba de mi cuerpo!!"

summer- "ay, chico!!!!"

by hoebagger April 2, 2008