cryptid person

Sera

1: is that mothman?
2: no thats just Sera being a cryptid person

by Theaacecard August 1, 2023

Cryptidcore

A type of aesthetic popularized in 2014 by a tumblr user,The aesthetic has a vintage vibe dealing with myth's,folks and unsolved mysteries to man kind,The theme is kinda related between Cottagecore and Weirdcore.

Lets make the room have Cryptidcore aesthetic's!

by Clydish March 10, 2022

Cryptodickbutt

a cryptodickbutt is what u get in prison when they find out u evaded token taxes

Jailmate 1: “Who’s the new guy”

Jailmate 2: “I don’t know, I heard he didn’t pay any taxes on his crypto”

Jailmate 1: “Let’s cryptodickbutt him”

by Gablp December 28, 2021

Cryptokiddies

A group of young people of "mental maturity" who Christopher from Cryptoland has a crush for.

Also especially allowed on the island of Cryptoland.

"Hi! This is me, Christopher, a crypto degen with a crush for Cryptokiddies."

by amoggydripler January 28, 2022

cryptkids

a group of gay af friends who are actual cryptids

jmb: woah look it's the cryptkids!!
tyler: wow i love them so much omg

by nessie the blackmailer October 6, 2018

cryptocide

When you buy BTC at the ATH

Yo, did you hear, Kevin died last night!
Holy fuck dude what happened?
Cryptocide.
Daymn bruh thats deep...

by PoET_ November 5, 2020

Cryptid Goldilocks Zone

The very tiny zone of species close enough to humans, where it's legal to have sex with them, yet far enough from humans where it's legal to kill them.

"Your turn, Frank. When you find Bigfoot, will you fuck him or kill him?"

"Well both options are legal, aren't they, because Bigfoot is in the Cryptid Goldilocks Zone."

by offender-go May 26, 2021