vagina crustaceans

when you have sex and your intercourse partner cums on you're vaginal area and you forget to clean up and it dries up and stays on your vagina and it hardens into a crust

tabitha: omg i got so drunk last night i woke up with vagina crustaceans

katie: OMgggggg sameeeeee

by obama jesus satan kawaii queen August 21, 2014

Crustwang

the time between when sex is over and when you clean your dick. The layer of crust that accumulates on your dick after sex.

Oh my god, you’ve just given me a crustwang!

by Markmerciless December 3, 2018

Bourgeoi-Crustaceans

Rich, money-hoarding Crustaceans, including crabs, lobsters, crayfish, and shrimp.

The reason Proletaria-lopods are oppressed is because of the greed of Bourgeoi-Crustaceans.

by Javier2798 November 7, 2017

Legit Crustacean Minutes

The time of night when the less dominant niggas go out to scavange through the debris to find food (the prefered food is chicken). This is betweem 3:30AM to 4:00AM. After the real niggas have transformed back from being isopods which was during real isopod hours.

Hey John when is legit crustacean minutes?
Its thirty minutes after real isopod hours.

by CarlAzuzV.2 February 8, 2018

Crustkateers

collective name given to a group of crusty (odd looking, strange, stupid, weird etc) people. Commonly linked with a Crustosaurus as a group of these may also make up the Crustkateers

Ferg, Joe and Pearce are obviously the 3 Crustkateers, just look at them!

Look at those absolute Crustkateers over there!

by d_berry December 22, 2010

Crustacean yogurt

the little crusty things on the edge of yogurt containers

Wow! Crustacean yogurt! I love me some crustacean yogurt!!!!!!!!

by Hot mama Hershey December 6, 2017

crustaceanalism

The act or acts of acting/sensationalizing or being a crusy crustacean.

*may also be related to cats, though, cats aren’t crustaceans*

That was a sincere act of crustaceanalism

by Keronica Kadwell October 18, 2018