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Crapologist

One who specializes in handing out crap but presents it in such a fashion that it appears to be fact.
Don't believe what Joseph said about that. He's a full time crapologist.
by Dawn_Gribble October 4, 2007
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Crumpocalypse

The act of consuming insane amounts of crumpets.
Person 1: I'm so glad we're going to the crumpet factory.
Person 2: Yeah, I'm going to eat so many crumpets, it's going to be a crumpocalypse!
by Crumpetcruzza October 19, 2012
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crapocalipse

The shit that ends all shits, a crap so mean that can start the end of the days. The kind of crap that breaks one of the biblical seals letting hell loose on Earth.
Man 1: "Yesterday I went in a McDonalds bathroom and it looked like somebody took a crapocalipse"
Man 2: "What do you mean?"
Man 1: "It looked like a nuclear shit attack, it was even on the ceiling"
by Il Dani March 1, 2014
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coupon rape

When a shopper buys an extreme amount of products and then has so many coupons that they leave the store with a $0 balance or actually gets money back from the store.
K-mart got completely coupon raped by Missy this past Saturday. She picked up $500 worth of shit and then paid nothing after turning in her coupons.
by 23rd Chromosome December 22, 2015
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Coupon shot

A term coined by Rich Evans from Red Letter Media to refer to a sudden reveal of a fully visible creature in a movie.

It’s not a direct comparison to the term know as “Money Shot” but rather an analogy comparing how in some movies having a slow and gradual monster reveal produces anticipation just like someone slowly unwrapping a present, while on the other hand having a full body rubber monster suddenly appear out of nowhere is like someone just throwing a gift certificate on the viewer’s face.

A “Coupon Shot ™” may be used as an attempt to make a reveal shocking instead of exciting but most often is just the result of bad film making or terrible editing.
(while watching a movie the scene suddenly changes to a the view of a full rubber monster costume that immediately proceeds to attack and kill some character) “WOW! Where did that come from? What a Coupon Shot™”
by Dr.Strangelovecraft October 27, 2018
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takin’ the ol’ crapola

Slang for moving one’s bowels, as in taking a shit or dropping a turd.
I’ll be in the john, takin’ the ol’ crapola!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2021
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blood cruton

A crispy dri blood ball left on a womans vagina after her period.
When performing cunialigus I bit on a crunchy blood cruton from my girl. So I got up and horked.
by Willie Desharm November 3, 2007
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