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crump

when you poop while gettin fucked in the ass and shit everywhere
i know this girl who just got crumped on the pool table
by bigdick2345242 November 17, 2007
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crump

To eat while on the crapping on the toilet.
The best crump is when a fried chicken drumstick is involved.
Take a crump
by dirty_mongoose February 25, 2009
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crump

An extremely difficult form of dancing which requires much skill. It was pioneered by a small group of people in west allis. They formed two teams and still frequently have battles to this day. Team one consists of Morgan, Courtney, and Tori. Team two consits of Nick, Joel, and Terry. They have often been seen wearing tye-dyed crump or die t-shirts.
Damnnnn, look at them crump. I wish I was as fly as them!
by Nick from team two July 30, 2008
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crump

Defined by some, at New England boarding schools and colleges, as a solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels. In other words, a nice, solid, non-diarrhea shit. It is a verb only and not a noun. The term can only be used to describe the action of pooping a solid poop.
by Heals October 2, 2007
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crump

A English whore, such as in londen.
Hey chaps lets go fetch us some crumpets! Jolly good!
by phant0m October 10, 2005
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crump

I stuck my penis into your crump
by lionelllama October 25, 2009
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crump

A crusty pump. where one farts and there bumhole bleeds with pleasure.
HOLY SHIT matty clark just crumped on that do-nut
by poosniff150 April 22, 2008
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