crump

It is a type of dance, with extremely fast and complicated moves that seem to have no pattern or repition and it is supposed to make you laugh and make you say, "wow". Usually, you are standing around in a group and only one person crumps at a time while everyone watches and laughs.

Check out Jay over there crumping. Do you know how to crump? I can't move that fast. He is so friggin funny.

by ms. w January 9, 2006

crump

The word crump originated from an ancient form of deriving the tastiness factor found within food. Tasty Baggins, a pioneering hobbit fond of food and all things tasty, believed that all food was tasty but that tastiness itself had varied levels of intensity and greatness. It's unknown how the word was created by Tasty, but it is known that Tasty had a heavy hand in it's formation and scalability.

Gandalf and Tasty enjoyed a rather crumptacular lunch.

by TBagend January 18, 2011

Crump

Combine a crap and a dump. It's basically the biggest kind of poop you can take. It was first said by a hispanic male who had too many burritos and a little too much salsa.

I haven't gone to the bathroom for DAYS! I gotta take a crump!

by Valor January 8, 2005

crump

a boring cornishman

stop being a crump and come drink some cider

by crumpy123 July 26, 2011

crump

The incorrect spelling for krump; an improvise dance, esp. in competition.

The guys in the club were getting krump (crump) on the dance floor.

by cbw September 25, 2005

crump

The arch rival of "verm"



..........they go way back

Verm insulted crump again in class today, but crump isn't witty enough to have a good come-back.

by nitrosmack October 8, 2004

crump

when you poop while gettin fucked in the ass and shit everywhere

i know this girl who just got crumped on the pool table

by bigdick2345242 November 17, 2007