Chaditude

When someone who usually thinks they are better than everybody anyway, completely flies off the handle at the smallest change or problem - usually something minor that most people wouldn't even care about.

"What's going on?"

"Oh the usual Chaditude stuff"

"Shit. What is it this time?"

"Some idiot from the crew came up onstage to get his beer while we were playing, I guess. I didn't see him."

"Yeah, I saw that guy. He's having a total Chaditude about it, isn't he?"

"Totally. Shhhh... listen. You can hear him screaming at somebody... and this is a brick wall!"

"Too bad. I kind of liked this club."

"Yup. Me too."

"Well, maybe it won't get that bad?"

(brief pause.)
(Laughter)

by yourtruck January 9, 2013

Cratitude

The feeling of being so grateful, so filled with gratitude, that you have the overwhelming urge to cry.

Tears were streaming down Micheles' face because she was so filled with cratitude as she walked across the stage to receive her award because she knew she wouldn't be there if it wasn't for the support of her friends and family.

by M&J Visions, Inc May 8, 2018

crapitude

a combination of crappy and attitude:to have a shitty attitude.

The staff at my local Husky store have some serious crapitude.

by Ali holla January 27, 2007

crudite

carrots, celery, brocoflower and other related veggies offered as an appetizer/hors d'oerves and preferably served by a hebe or homo.

Would you care for any crudite today Miss?

by Lara/Hebe March 28, 2007

crapitude

something that looks terrible

This painting is a swirling miasma of crapitude

by steve austin July 20, 2004

Cratitude

When you are filled with so much gratitude that you have the overwhelming desire to cry

Michele was filled with cratitude for her team as she claimed the award she had earned thanks to her team.

by M&J Visions, Inc May 13, 2018

Sphere of Careditude

Used in the context of either giving a shit about something or not. The combination, to be used, has to pass two requirements: 1) That something is within you circle of knowledge and influence and 2) You either give a shit or you don't give a shit about it (usually the latter).

Careditude is not a combination of the words care and attitude, it is a made up word that has roots with the word care. It is basically a nicer way to tell someone you can really give a rats ass about what they are talking about without really sounding like a dick.

John - "Man I am going broke and it's because I spend all my money on porn."

Peter - "Not my problem."

John - "But you don't understand, I can't stop buying it."

Peter - "Not within my Sphere of Careditude, fag."

by Deebo568 November 24, 2009